Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Dinner Fail.




Last night I attempted to make delicious, vegetarian pasta dish. Fail on all accounts. Sicilian Cauliflower Pasta. Sounds good. Look at this pretty picture:



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Looks tasty. First off, mine did not look like that. I don't know if I am a complete failure at following directions or what, but this was NOT GOOD. I know my first mistake was not allowing the cauliflower to cook long enough. (It did not mash perfectly into a sauce) Regardless, the sauce tasted like....I don't even know. Bland, cauliflower, mildly tomato--ey poo??? Just flat out not good. I tried adding a ton of extra salt and pepper and lemon juice but nothing really saved it. I am not even going to post the recipe because I want to save you from wasting an hour of your life. Life is too short to eat bad food. (That is also why I finished dinner with Godiva chocolates) Here are some pictures of our dinner if you want laugh, or vomit. 




Tasty looking start. Who doesn't like some pine nuts and golden raisins?




Ugh. So unappetizing. (that is really what color it was - not bad lighting, like most of my pictures) I can't even look at it. Tomorrow night needs to be easy and fail-proof. Pizza anyone?